7 Jokes That Make All Children Giggle

The school run is a regular place for our children to share time with us. Mostly, they tell us about their day and who they played with at school. They also tell us about some of the funny incidents on the way home, possibly even some jokes they heard throughout the day.

As a parent, you may well have a collection of gags to make your little ones laugh. If not, why not try these seven jokes to make your children giggle on the journey home?

Joke One

Your child has just come out of a home economics lesson and is sharing their recent culinary exploits. Possibly their friend put too much salt in the sauce as a prank to the teacher. Having a simple joke, like this one, up your sleeve could bring out a giggle or two!

What do you call a fake noodle?
— An impasta!

Joke Two

The drive home from Sunday School or church can include many theological discussions. The children could even be sharing a fun activity they did with a group leader! It may be a Sunday, but could this joke crack a laugh or two?

What kind of lights did Noah use while building The Ark in The Bible?
— Flood-lights!

Joke Three

Halloween is just around the corner. It is a tradition to take the little ones trick-or-treating. Dressing up is part of the fun and tradition of that time of year. Could this gag add to the Halloween fun?

Where does Dracula keep his money?
— The Blood Bank!

Joke Four

Many ladies reading this article drive their children to sports practices and soccer matches. These journeys can be long and in need of some levity. How about a sports joke to lighten the mood?

What do you call a soccer player with a rubber toe?
— Rober-toe!

Joke Five

History is a subject that many children find dry and even boring at times. Whether it is modern or ancient history, a little gag like this can make your son or daughter chuckle as you drive home. 

Who was the most laid-back pharaoh in Ancient Egypt?
— Pharaoh Nuff!

Joke Six

Children across the world can have difficulties when it comes to Math and Numeracy. If your child has had a lousy score in their Math tests, why not try to cheer them up with this little Math joke?

Why was six afraid of seven?
— Because seven, eight, nine!

Joke Seven

You’re on a family day out and go on a trip to the museum. Not every little boy or girl enjoys a tour of a museum to learn about the past, but you can make them chuckle at the dinosaur area with this joke!

What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
— A dino-snore!

All parents love the sound of their children as they laugh out loud. It is one of the joys of being a mommy or daddy. Share these seven jokes and make as many children giggle, laugh and guffaw as you can.